Humorous
epub |eng | 2011-07-07 | Author:Baby's First Book of Seriously Fucked-Up Shit [Shit, Baby's First Book of Seriously Fucked-Up]

It was in American History that we met Lorelei Meeks, she of the owl eyes and large glasses, breastless, thin as a rail, blank of face, and devoid of personality. ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 | | 2010-06-21 | Author:Pratchett, Terry [Terry, Pratchett,]

' 's okay, I like parrots,' mumbled Rincewind, who was just hoping that they would let him go so that he could hold on to the ground again. 'Er . ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 | | 2010-06-21 | Author:Pratchett, Terry [Terry, Pratchett,]

Discworld 11 - Reaper Man He relaxed, or at least moved into a different level of tension. ‘What the hell’re you doing?’ He looked at the blade in his hands ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 | | 2010-06-21 | Author:Pratchett, Terry [Terry, Pratchett,]

‘Acting Postmaster . . .’ mumbled Groat. ‘That’s right, Mr Groat.’ ‘No Groat has ever been Acting Postmaster . . .’ Suddenly Groat dropped to his knees and gripped Moist ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi | | 2010-06-21 | Author:Pratchett, Terry [Terry, Pratchett,]

Discworld 30 - Thud! Discworld 30 - Thud! 'Thank you, sir. Nor will I.' 'Where are your prisoners?' 'We spread them around the Watch House yards,' said Vimes. 'As they ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 | | 1970-01-07 | Author:Pratchett, Terry [Terry, Pratchett,]

Discworld 12 - Witches Abroad Everyone bar one, Magrat thought. No-one ever tells me... Aloud, she said: 'Well, it shouldn't be too much to arrange. I mean, normally it's marrying ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 1993-03-01 | Author:Terry Pratchett [Pratchett, Terry]

However available they were, and no further information was vouchsafed on this point, they were certainly more available than accommodation in Genua in Fat Lunchtime. All the taverns and inns ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2008-10-30 | Author:Terry Pratchett [Pratchett, Terry]

Moist ran back to the bank, and straight to the little door under the stairs. He liked it down in the undercroft. It was cool and peaceful, apart from the ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2006-08-28 | Author:Terry Pratchett [Pratchett, Terry]

“You wish me to believe,” said Lord Vetinari, “that Mr. A. E. Pessimal single-handedly attacked a troll?” “Both hands, sir,” said Vimes. “And feet, too. And tried to bite it, ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2005-12-15 | Author:Terry Pratchett [Pratchett, Terry]

CHAPTER 7A Post Haste The nature of Boris the horse • Foreboding tower • Mr. Lipwig cools off • The lady with buns on her ears • Invitation accepted • ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 1992-07-20 | Author:Terry Pratchett [Pratchett, Terry]

The new daylight sloshed onto the world. Discworld light is old, slow and heavy; it roared across the landscape like a cavalry charge. The occasional valley slowed it for a ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 2007-04-02 | Author:A. Lee Martinez [Martinez, A. Lee]

Nineteen AFTER LEAVING NED in the garden, Frank was invited to play a game of goblin crush. It was a favorite among those who enjoyed equal parts skill, violence, and ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Terry Pratchett

HERE’S a werewolf with Pre-Lunar Tension in Ankfe-Morpork. And a dwarf with attitude and a golem who’s begun to think for itself. But for Commander Vimes, Head of Ankh-Morpork City ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2002-02-05 | Author:Terry Pratchett [Pratchett, Terry]

Flames roared over Tsort. The entire hubward sky was red. Rincewind and Eric watched from a rock down by the beach. “They’re not topless towers, anyway,” said Eric after a ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3, pdf |eng | 2010-02-09 | Author:Terry Pratchett

The worst thing about losing your temper with Mustrum Ridcully was that he never noticed when you did. Wizards, when faced with danger, would immediately stop and argue amongst themselves ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )